THE BEASMAN six wildcats arrested I AIN’T HAD A WINK O SLEEP WORRYIN IF ANY MORE KENTUCKY WILDCATS GONNA GIT SENT TO THE POKEY! (cry) I BOUT HADDA STROKE WHEN THEY SAID 6 U UH KAY FOOTBAW PLAYERS POINTED A GUN AT A LOYAL TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FAN. I MEAN, IF THEY WAS PISTOL WHIPPIN A LOSERVILLE CARDINAL FAN, I COULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. BUT NAW…WE GOT US A BONER-FIED BIG BLUE BOO HOO! US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS LOVE TAUNTIN OTHER SCHOOLS WHEN THEY’S IN TROUBLE. BUT CATS POINTIN GUNS AT OTHER CATS AIN’T GONNA WIN US THE NOBEL PRIEST PRIZE. (cry) OUR CLASSY CAT PLAYERS DONE BEAT UP SOME FRATERNITY PUNK BUT HE IS A WILDCAT FRATERNITY PUNK SO WE
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Bad Dreams Beasman: are the Cats out of their nine lives?
THE BEASMAN u of smell happy times (cry) THIS HERE IS A NIGHTMARE TIME FOR US KENTUCKY WILDCATS! (cry) COACH CAL SUCKS AND U UH KAY ONLY GOT 8 SUPERSTARS AND WE CAINT BEAT SUCKY AUBURN! (cry) HOW COME WE DON’T GOT 15 MACK-DONNER ALL-AMERICOS? (cry) NOBODY TAWKIN UP BIG BLUE NATION BUT ERRBODY TAWKIN BOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (cry) I’M SICK OF HEARIN BOUT LAY-MAR IS THE GREATEST! (cry) We surprised Lamar Jackson with a special video right after he won MVP.His reaction is everything. @lj_era8 pic.twitter.com/VzeVLjBqcq— NFL (@NFL) February 2, 2020 AND THEN YOU GOT THE BALDY MACK WINNIN STREAK FOR U OF SMELL BASKETBAW AND U OF SMELL’S #1 FAN BILL MURRAY IN THE SUPER BO COMMERCIAL. HOW COME
The Beasman can’t think straight after the Cats lost #1 in one day
THE BEASMAN cats losing to everybody (crying) WALTER MCCARTHY IS THE DEVIL! (cry) A FARMER KENTUCKY WILDCAT U-MILLER-FIED AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS WHO USED TO CALL HIM FRIEND! (cry) WE FOUNDLY PROVED WE WAS NUMBER ONE AND THEN WALTER MCCARTHY DONE SNATCHED IT AWAY LIKE A TWO-BIT THIEF IN THE NIGHT! (cry) I AIN’T BEEN ABLE TO GIT OUTTA BED FOR 3 DAYS, LARRY MINNER. (cry) I KNOW YOU AND ALL YOUR CARDINAL BUDDIES IS SMIRKIN CUZ THE GOOD AND CLASSY #1 KENTUCKY WILDCATS CAINT BEAT NOBODY NO MORE. (cry) I HATE WALTER MCCARTHY WITH EVER-THANG I GOT! DADGUMMIT, HOW CAN A FARMER WILDCAT STAB COACH CAL IN THE BACK LIKE THIS BY HAVIN THE AUDACERATION TO SCORE MORE POINTS?