The photo above is not a woman. In 2019, women are warriors, scientists, and foulmouthed activists. They's woke. You gotta be woke, too. Who is DJ WOKE WOKE? We'll never know if they are male, female, or the ever popular genderless status. But they woke! Toxic masculinity is dead (except for the United States Marines because we need them to keep killing terrorists who would threaten our woke society). Don't listen to those mamby-pamby mental health pros talking about The Boy Crisis. Pay no heed to societal scientists who point out that trillions of taxpayer dollars spent since 1964 for The War on Poverty has produced...meh. Female empowerment is ALL THAT MATTERS. Cue the recent song You Might Not