THE BEASMAN cats lose to LSU T-T-T-TELL ME IT WAS ALL A BAD DREAM! (long cry) I CAINT GIT OUTTA BED TODAY C-C-C-C CUZ MY PRECIOUS KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSTED LAST NIGHT. (cry) THAT NASTY L.S.U. PLAYER DID A 360 DUNK AT THE FINAL BUZZER TO MOCK THE CATS EVEN MORE! (cry) WHY, GOD, WHY? (cry) THE G-G-G-GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS GOT DISRESPECTERCATED DOWN THERE AT L.S.U. (cry) THE CATS WAS LEADING BY 9 POINTS WITH TWO MINUTES LEFT AND THEN (cry) ALL HADES BROKE LOOSE! (long cry) THEM L.S.U. THUGS STARTED HITTING BIG SHOTS AND WE DINT HAVE NO TY TY OR NO SAVIOR TO HELP US! TY TY GOT THE CRAMP CRAMPS AND THE SAVIOR GOT HIS JAW JACKED
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Happy Blue Year! Cats own the world, Cards fans in hiding
THE BEASMAN uk wins the world CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! CATS WIN! BLUE GITS IN! (laffs) ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN! ALL WE DO IS WIN! WIN! WINNNNNN! (laffs) SNELL YEAH! SNELL YEAH! Ls DOWN! Ls DOWN! (laffs) LARRY MINNER AND ALL HIS SNAGGLE TOOTH CARDINAL CONVICT FANS AIN’T GOT NO REASON TO LIVE NO MORE! (laffs) WHY DON’T Y’ALL SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP CASHIN, GRAFFITI PAINTIN, GANG BANG THUG LOSERVILLE FANS JUST BOW DOWN AND ADMIT THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR MASTER! DO IT, LARRY! SAY THAT U UH KAY IS YOUR BIG BROTHER DOMMERATOR RIGHT NOW OR YOU IS A BROADCAST FRAUD! (laffs) IF YOUR CAINT ADMIT THAT U UH