THE BEASMAN #1 u of l denied ncaa tourney berth AWWWW M-I-T-C-H! MITCH! MITCH! MITCH! (laffs) MITCH BARNHART IS THE GREATEST KENTUCKY WILDCAT LEADER EVER! (laffs) WE NEED TO GIVE MITCH BARNHART A RAISE FOR PUNCHIN LOSERVILLE IN THE MOUTH AND KNOCKIN EM OUT OF THE NC2A TOURNEYMINT! (laffs) I AIN’T STOPPED CHUCKLIN SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED THE BRACKETS! (laffs) ALL US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS WAS SAD ABOUT BEIN ONE-AND-DONE IN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT BUT THEN MITCH BARNFART SHOCKED EVERBODY BY TELLIN LOSERVILLE TO TAKE A SEAT! (laffs) I BETCHA CHRIS MACK WEREN’T MAKIN NO SMART ALECK VIDEOS DOWN IN HIS BASEMENT BAR WITH ERIC WOODHEAD! (laffs) Y’ALL AIN’T MOCKIN U UH KAY NO MORE, IS YOU, YOU NOBODY WORTHLESS
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Bracketology is for morons, the Beasman finds Cats climbing, U of Smell sliming
THE BEASMAN cats still rolling YOU CAN TAWK ALL YOU WANT ABOUT STOOPID BRACKER-TOLLER-GEE PUTTIN U UH KAY AT A 4 SEED BUT THAT’S JUST HOGWARSH. THE CATS IS ON THE RISE AND THEY GONNA BE A #1 SEED TWO WEEKS FROM NOW AFTER WE WIN THE S.E.C. TOURNEYMINT…AGAIN! (laffs) LOSERVILLE SUCKUPS LIKE YOU, LARRY MINNER, NEEDS TO CHECK THE NEW PO! (laffs) THE MIGHTY KENTUCKY WILDCATS IS LIKE JARGE JEFFERSON. (sing) WELL WE’RE MOVIN ON UP! MOVIN ON UP! TO A DEE-LUXE #1 SEED ON THE EAST SIDE! (laffs) I LOVE IT! ALL THEM OTHER FRAUDS LOST: BYE BYE GONZAGGER, BAYLOR, AND SAN FERNANDO STATE! (laffs) Y’ALL JUST A BUNCH OF SWISHY BOYS! (laffs) BIG BLUE COMIN THRU IN THE