THE BEASMAN game night AWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) IT’S SWEET 16 FRIDEE NIGHT AND AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, IS GONNA CRUSH HOUSTON LIKE THEY IS IN THE ALAMO. AIN’T THAT IN HOUSTON? DON’T MATTER, THE MIGHTY WILDCATS GONNA TREAT HOUSTON LIKE IT’S JUSSIE SMOLLETT WALKIN HOME FROM SUBWAY AT 2 IN THE MARNIN WITH A FROZEN TUNA FISH SAMMICH. KA-POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER, HOUSTON! (laffs) TOO BAD TENNERSEE LOST TO HURT THE S.E.C. BUT YOU GOTTA REE-LIZE THEM REFFERMARIES IN LOSERVILLE IS LOWDOWN CHEATERS. THAT’S JUST THE LOSERVILLE WAY OF LIFE! (laffs) WHEN YOU GIT SENT TO CHEATERVILLE, EXPECT TO GIT CHEATED! (laffs) TOO BAD, SO SAD, TENNERSEE! (laffs) AUBURN AND L.S.WHO. PROLLY
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WATCH IT AGAIN: #3 Louisville beats #2 UConn
The University of Louisville women's basketball team has many Final Four appearances, conference championships, and stunning victories in showcase games. The only team they have not beaten is UConn. OK, Louisville beat them once in the 1993 postseason tournament but that was light years ago. Cards head coach Jeff Walz has bolstered this once pedestrian franchise into a perennial power but he has lost to Connecticut six times. The Louisville program had lost 17 consecutive games versus UConn over the years. That losing streak is OVER! Asia Durr lit it up and her teammates came through like never before in dispatching UConn with its second lump of the year. UConn lost to Baylor a month ago and rarely loses twice during
UofL women finally beat UConn but The Beasman ain’t impressed
THE BEASMAN women beat UConn OHHHH…WOW! THE U OF SMELL SAGGY PANTS RAP MUSIC NECK TATTOO GIRLS WON AGAINST THE UCONN. BIG WHOOPTY DO! GIRL BASKETBAW! (laffs) I’M SO SAD FOR YOU, LARRY. I MEAN, DADGUMMIT, LISSEN TO YOURSELF. (laffs) YOU IS ON THE LECTRIC RADIO ACTIN LIKE YOU IS BUCITED ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW. (laffs) THIS HERE IS WH&S – THE BIGGEST RADIATOR STATION IN AMERICA AND YOU IS TAWKIN ABOUT GIRL BASKETBAW LIKE IT’S IMPARTANT! (laffs) GENO AEREOLA DONE SAID HIS UCONN TEAM SUCKS SO WHY Y’ALL ACTIN LIKE YOU DONE SOMETHIN BIGTIME? Y’ALL IS STILL LITTLE SISTERS. YOU AIN’T AS GOOD AS THE GIRL WILDCAT TEAM. SO SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE
Showtime! UofL’s women’s basketball franchise is ready to take on the biggest franchise of all
They don't make a more humble superstar than Asia Durr. Any time she is asked about her success as a prolific scorer and ball handler for the University of Louisville basketball team, she defers to her teammates. The most storied women's basketball team in America is the UConn Huskies mega-machine. Louisville Coach Jeff Walz is 0-6 against the Huskies. UofL has stepped up mightily in marquee games over the years. This one is in Louisville with about 18,000 hometown fans screaming for the women in red. Let's do this, Cards! Who’s ready to pounce on #2 @UConnWBB? 🏀 The #3 @UofLWBB, that’s who! 💯 My chats w/ superstar @A_Hooper25 & @CoachJeffWalz #GoCards 📺 https://t.co/us8ynsAKDO 🎙https://t.co/r30zGrphds 📺 https://t.co/pVVWX2jvYL 🎙https://t.co/IrVD2O7XY5 #CardNation Thurs 7 PM @kfc_yumcenter