THE BEASMAN cats lose senior night to tennessee
SHUT YOUR UGLY CARDINAL FACE RIGHT NOW CUZ I KNOW YOU IS SMIRKIN RIGHT NOW! ADMIT IT, LARRY MINNER! YOU AND YOUR OTHER CROSS-EYED, BALD HAIRED, STINKBREATH, NECK TATTOO, WELFARE STAMP, SAGGY PANTS, RAP MUSIC, LIBRUL DEMMERCRAT LOSERVILLE CARDINAL FANS IS ALL JUST HA-HA-HA-in ABOUT AMERICA’S TEAM, THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSIN SENIOR NIGHT IN RUMP ARENER TO NOBODY TENNERSEE. (cry)
THIS HERE IS (cry) THIS ONE (cry) THIS HERE A-BOMM-ER-A-SHUN IS THE WORST KENTUCKY BASKETBAW MOMENT OF COACH CAL’S TIME HERE. (cry) DADGUMMIT, THE GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS WAS UP BY 17 AND THEN, SOMEHOW, COACH CAL FORGOT HOW TO COACH!
WHY IS WE PAYIN YOU 7 MILLION A YEAR IF YOU CAINT CAPTAIN THE SHIP, COACH CAL? (cry) DADGUMMIT, HE’S JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, I-TALIAN CATHLICK FRAUD LIKE SLICK RICK WAS!
I TODE YOU WE SHOULDA FIRED HIM AFTER THAT EVANSVILLE A-BOMM-ER-A-SHUN AND REPLACE HIM WITH KINNY SKY WALKER BUT NAWWWW….PEOPLE SAID I WAS TAWKIN OUTTA MY HEAD! (cry) SO WHO WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL? (cry)
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— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) March 4, 2020
I KNOW PEOPLE SAY IT’S JUST BASKETBAW AND US CAT FANS SHOULDN’T BE SO SAD TODAY, WALKIN ROUND WITH DROOPY SHOULDERS AND TEARS FALLIN AND KEEPIN OUR KIDS HOME SICK FROM SCHOOL.
fan at UK game uses slur in two different videos. https://t.co/Vp6n3R0MOH
— Lachlan McLean (@LachTalk) March 4, 2020
BUT U UH KAY BASKETBAW IS OUR RELIGION AND THIS HERE IS A TRAGEDY TO LOSE ON SENIOR NIGHT RIGHT THERE IN RUMP ARENER! (cry) ADOLPH IS PROLLY CRYIN UP THERE IN HEAVEN, TOO! (cry) SOME GUY SAYS WELL, TENNERSEE NEEDED SOME GOOD NEWS AFTER THEM TARNADOES COME THROUGH THE NIGHT BEFORE, BUT I WAS LIKE, BIG WHOOPTY DO!
A COUPLE GRAMMAWS GOT THROWED OUTTA THEIR TRAILERS AND DOLLY PARTON’S WIG FLEW OFF…THAT AIN’T NO TRAGEDY COMPARED TO THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS LOSIN A BASKETBAW GAME AT HOME RIGHT HERE AT MARCH MADNESS TIME! WE IS THE CATS! WE IS KENTUCKY! AIN’T NOBODY POSED TO HUMILLERFY US LIKE THAT ON NATIONAL TELLERBISION! (cry)
THERE GOES OUR #1 SEED! U UH KAY WAS ON A ROLL AND WAS SLIDIN RIGHT UP THERE TO TAKE THAT ONE SEED AND GO RIGHT THROUGH THE WHOLE MARCH MADNESS WITHOUT A PROBLEM BUT NOW WE GOT QUICK PICK NICK DICKS AND ASHER HAGGER PANTS HOLLERIN AT EACH OTHER. THAT WHITE BOY NATE THE SENIOR DINT DO SQUAT, AND WE JUST LET THAT HEADBAND WEARIN TENNERSSEE FULKERSON GUY MAKE US LOOK LIKE CLOWNS. (cry)
THE TENNERSEE COACH IS POSED TO BE CALIPARI’S FRIEND BUT WHAT KINDA FRIEND KICKS YOU DOWN ON SENIOR NIGHT? (cry) I’M GOING BACK TO BED, LARRY. I WAS PLANNIN TO COME TO THE PAUL HARNEY AWARD SHOW TONIGHT TO CHEER FOR LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR AND MARK STOOPS BUT I AIN’T FEELIN UP TO IT. NAWWW. I TRIED TO TELL LYNN BOWIE JUNIOR I’D GIVE HIM A HUNDERD DOLLAR HANDSHAKE IF WHEN YOU CALL HIM UP ONSTAGE TO GIT HIS AWARD – TAKE THE PAUL HARNEY AWARD TROPHY AND SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH IT, THEN TURN TO THE CROWD AND SAY THE CITY OF LOSERVILLE IS DISGUSTIN!
THEN DO A BUNCH OF Ls DOWN AND THEN RUN OUTTA THE BANQUET HALL WITHOUT NOBODY ABLE TO TACKLE HIM! BUT COACH STOOPS TODE ME HE’D CANCEL MY FOOTBAW TICKETS SO I CAINT PRANK YOU TONIGHT, YOU HAS BEEN, MATT JONES WANNABE! YOU MAKE ME SICK, LARRY. I HOPE COACH STOOPS AND THE WHOLE BALLROOM TONIGHT STANDS UP TO THROW Ls DOWN AT YOU EVER TIME YOU TAWK, YOU CARDINAL FRAUD! STOP SMIRKIN ABOUT THE CATS LOSIN LAST NIGHT, YOU FILTHY CARDINAL FANS! YOU GONNA GIT YOUR BEATDOWN FROM VIRGINNY ON SAIRDEE AND THAT MIGHT BE THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES US GOOD AND CLASSY CAT FANS SMILE AGAIN! COME SEE ABOUT IT! COME SEE ABOUT IT!