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dad. husband. observer. media personality. pathological flyer.

The Beasman is feasting on U of Smell’s losing streak while the Cats soar

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Started 2020 with a W in front of 20,396 Cats fans in @Rupp_Arena. You đź’™to see these highlights. pic.twitter.com/Ws21BDDvYo— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 4, 2020 THE BEASMAN loserville losing streak (chuckling) ZIPPITY DO DAH, ZIPPITY DAY. MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY! (laffs) LOSERVILLE GOTTA LONGER LOSIN STREAK THAN I-RANIAN GENERALS HANGIN ROUND AIRPORTS! (laffs) Y’ALL CAN’T EVEN BEAT AN EGG! (laffs) U OF SMELL SUCKS SO BAD THAT CHRIS MACK GOT A JOB OFFER FROM ROOMBA! (laffs) YOU GOTTA LAFF AT MY FUNNY COMEDY JOKES, LARRY MINNER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN ELSE FUNNY ON THIS PATHETIC RADIO SHOW. (laffs) HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TOP 25 PO? SOMETHIN BLUE IS ON THE RISE AND SOMETHIN RED IS JUST BOUT DEAD!

Surely the Patriots caught some extra film of the Titans

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Tom Brady tried to get the wildcard W, but Ryan Tannehill and Derrick Henry slapped it away from him #TENvsNE pic.twitter.com/8eSqDm4bOz— BetOnline.ag (@betonline_ag) January 5, 2020 The Patriots dynasty of cheating and arrogance ended with a thud last night. The Tennessee Titans beat the New England Patriots in an AFC wildcard playoff game. Bill Belichick was cursing, Tom Brady was sullen. The Boston area crowd was silenced. Many think that the 6 time Super Bowl Champion quarterback and his surly head coach are breaking up. Belichick is fine but his QB will turn 43 before next season. Bye bye, Tom Brady. Leave the goat parked out back. Lamar Jackson will be by to pick it up later. tom brady and the

Gary, Indiana…Gary, Indiana…my home sweet home

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FUN FACT: Gary, IN is the 🏠 of Michael Jackson and The Jackson 5 and @Danaaakianaaa. pic.twitter.com/UQFpyhHHGt— LaMont Russell (@LaMonster34) January 4, 2020 University of Louisville women's basketball shooting star Dana Evans just torched Clemson with a 27 point masterpiece that included 7 three point shots. Dana hails from Gary, Indiana, the hometown of The Jackson Five. Enjoy this awesome mashup. Oh, and here's Opie Taylor with an ode to Gary, Indiana.

Matt Jones on “Burnt Hair” radio, Mitch, poverty, and Kentucky culture

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This may be my favorite and funniest interview I have ever done with Terry. Take a listen if you want https://t.co/NQNSC8unHw— Matt Jones (@KySportsRadio) January 3, 2020 Kentucky Sports Radio founder Matt Jones popped by my radio studio today to talk about his upcoming book MITCH, PLEASE. It was more than comedy gold, Jerry! It was a great piece of broadcasting about Kentucky, politics, poverty, and promise. Matt and I trust each other enough to go deep on lots of subjects that would make other broadcasters squirm. Regardless of school rivalry silliness, I want it stated for the record (again) that I think Matt Jones is one of the smartest, most effective media personalities I've ever experienced. Great media material is always

Matt Bevin popped by to defend his controversial pardons, and then all hell broke loose

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Former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin texted me to ask if I had time to chat with him on WHAS Radio. Of course I would make time since the former chief executive was still the #1 news topic after his recent pardons of murderers, rapists, and other undesirables. We jumped right into a wide ranging chat about Bevin's pardons, wealthy donors requesting pardons for others, and his ultimate legacy. đź“» ex-Gov @MattBevin sat down to talk about some of his controversial pardons. He gave graphic details of the medical examinations of child sexual assault victims that led him to disbelieve their claims. We also talked about murderers, donors, and legacy. https://t.co/65fhrQb7e0 pic.twitter.com/DuLneAiyLQ— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) December 19, 2019 The governor shocked many by

Cats lose first of three in Christmas Murderers Row – The Beasman is devastated with Loserville looming ahead.

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THE BEASMAN uk loses to Utah (cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. (long cry) AIN’T NO T-T-T-TRUE BLUE K-K-K-KENTUCKY FAN WANNA CELLER-MA-BRATE THE BIRTH OF J-J-J-J-J-JESUS CUZ HE IGNORED OUR WILDCAT P-P-P-PRAYERS LAST NIGHT. (long cry) THE BIG B-B-B-B-BLUE IS NOW BEIN CALLED CAL’S QUITTERS. (long cry) CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED, DADGUMMIT! TAKE DOWN THE TREE. STOP SINGIN’ THEM FA LA LA LA LAAAAAs, AND TELL AMMER-ZON YOU WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE PRESENTS YOU BOUGHT FROM YOUR WILDCAT MAN CAVE! IT’S OVER, LARRY. COACH CAL GOTTA GO! DADGUMMIT, HE’S JUST ANOTHER SLICK-HAIRED, SMOOTH TAWKIN I-TALIAN FRAUD! WE NEED TO LET KINNY SKY WALKER BE THE HEAD COACH SO HE CAN TEACH THESE WIMPY WILDCATS HOW TO FIGHT, DADGUMMIT! WE LOST

Everything’s FREE? Math is hard but basic arithmetic is easy.

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Remember the Little Red Hen? She needed her barnyard animal friends to help her create a loaf of bread. They declined to help but were certainly anxious to eat the bread. That's a problem. It appears that Governor "Andy Boy" Beshear is offering free everything to Kentuckians without asking for sweat equity in return. Several members of his new administration will be allowed to pay themselves higher pensions, too. Double dipping Kentucky state pensions are back (for some) in spite of $26 billion in unfunded pension liabilities. Free Medicaid without contribution from able bodied people is back. Not sick or impaired people, able bodied people are free to take from public coffers without questions asked. Fantastic news for those not interested

Louisville no longer #1 brings Christmas joy to The Beasman and Big Blue Nation

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THE BEASMAN you want some of this? LARRREEEEEEE! LARRY DADGUM MINNER! (laffs) I WAS JUST CHECKIN THE NEW PO OUT TODAY AND IT SEEMS THAT THE #1 SLOT DON’T SAY LOSERVILLE NO MORE! (laffs) I LOVVVVVVE IT! HAVIN TO LOOK AT THAT UGLY LOSERVILLE WORD IN THE NUMBER ONE SLOT FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS DONE GIVE ME A HEADACHE AND DIARRHEA. BUT I’M ALL CURED UP NOW THAT THEM ROTTEN U OF SMELL CARDINAL BIRDS AIN’T SETTIN UP THERE ON #1 NO MORE! (laffs) HOORAY FOR THE PO! IT AIN’T GOT A NASTY FILTHY CARDINAL BIRD SETTING UP THERE RIDIN HERD! START SLIDING BACKWARD WHERE YOU BLONG, YOU BUNCH OF SAGGY PANTS, NECK TATTOO, EAR GAUGE, CROSS EYED, CRACKHEAD CARDINAL FRAUDS!

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