Lots of people throw in the insipid adjective "super" in front of countless nouns. "I'm super excited!" "She was super talented!" "He was, like, super annoyed at work." In Michigan, there really is a legal term applied when a very intoxicated person can be charged with being "super drunk." This Michigan lawmaker is pretty proud of her super drunk self, snapping that "this is going to be the most famous arrest you've ever made" to the officer who witnessed her erratic driving on I-75. Her blood alcohol limit tested at over 3 times the limit for impaired driving. Here is the complete arrest video.
Author: terrymeiners
Bad Dreams Beasman: are the Cats out of their nine lives?
THE BEASMAN u of smell happy times (cry) THIS HERE IS A NIGHTMARE TIME FOR US KENTUCKY WILDCATS! (cry) COACH CAL SUCKS AND U UH KAY ONLY GOT 8 SUPERSTARS AND WE CAINT BEAT SUCKY AUBURN! (cry) HOW COME WE DON’T GOT 15 MACK-DONNER ALL-AMERICOS? (cry) NOBODY TAWKIN UP BIG BLUE NATION BUT ERRBODY TAWKIN BOUT LAY-MAR JACKSON! (cry) I’M SICK OF HEARIN BOUT LAY-MAR IS THE GREATEST! (cry) We surprised Lamar Jackson with a special video right after he won MVP.His reaction is everything. @lj_era8 pic.twitter.com/VzeVLjBqcq— NFL (@NFL) February 2, 2020 AND THEN YOU GOT THE BALDY MACK WINNIN STREAK FOR U OF SMELL BASKETBAW AND U OF SMELL’S #1 FAN BILL MURRAY IN THE SUPER BO COMMERCIAL. HOW COME
Charged with murder? Be sure to hire a “shepherd” hippie lawyer to smooth talk media jackals.
Juries love Norm Pattis, a smooth talking man with a ponytail. He's been defending Fotis Dulos, a man accused of wrongdoing in the disappearance of his wife Jennifer. There's a girlfriend. Debt. Marital discord. Jennifer's expressed fears to her friends. It doesn't look good for Fotis. Mother-of-five Jennifer's body has never been found. Fotis moved on with a new woman and can't understand how his wife just vanished out of thin air. Fotis and his girlfriend were both arrested. Fotis eventually tried to kill himself in his garage with his car engine running. He died several days later in the hospital where attorney Pettis says media predators kept trying to sneak into his room. The ponytail lawyer broke the news that Fotis
Cats are winning, Cal’s tires aren’t spinning, and The Beasman’s grinning
THE BEASMAN cats beat vandersmelt AWWWWWWW C-A-T-S CATS! CATS! CATS! (laffs) I BET YOU AND ALL YOUR STINKY U OF SMELL BUDDIES WAS TURNIN CARTWHEELS WHEN U UH KAY WAS LOSIN BY 10 TO VANDERSMELT! ADMIT IT, YOU BALD HAIRED, SNAGGLE TOOTH, CROSS EYED TRAITOR TURNCOAT! YOU WANTED U UH KAY TO LOSE IN WHAT-WE-NOW-CALL RUMP ARENER CENTRAL BANK. (laffs) Highlights from a Wednesday night win 🎥⤵️#BBN #TGT pic.twitter.com/pl9ELW5TGS— Kentucky Basketball (@KentuckyMBB) January 30, 2020 BUT NAWWW…YOU FILTHY CARDINAL FANS HAD TO SET THERE AND WATCH THE GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCATS TOY WITH VANDERSMELT AND THEN COME BACK AND WHOOP ‘EM GOOD! (laffs) CUZ WE’S THE CATS! WE’S THE BIG BLUE! AIN’T NO VANDERSMELT EGGHEADS GONNA BEAT NO
When we were clueless, the dark days of cruel comedy
Today's Cancel Culture would blow a fuse trying to erase the careers of anyone involved in these 1970s sketches by the famed National Lampoon comedy troupe. Nat Lamp aired a syndicated weekly radio show in the 70s. Many of their most popular segments were later sold on albums. Here's one that would never see the light of day in this enlightened world. In the recording posted above, John Belushi interviews the very gay Charles Bronson (Christopher Guest), Clint Eastwood (Chevy Chase), and Lee Marvin (Steven Collins). Heads would explode in 2020 if comedians released this stinging mockery of LGBTQ people. But in the 1970s, being gay earned derision at the very least and violence at the very worst. In a separate sketch, Guest plays
PILOTS AND DECISIONS: why not turn back? why not ask for instrument guidance safely to a nearby airport? Here’s the radar track of Kobe Bryant’s helicopter.
The first question to ask about the helicopter flight that killed Kobe Bryant, his daughter Gigi, and seven other souls is why on earth there was only one pilot on board? Surely Kobe has an insurance policy that REQUIRES him to employ two pilots for safety purposes. Fog is usually not a problem by simply adding a few hundred additional feet of altitude. Why didn't pilot Ara Zobayan ask for a higher clearance if fog was the issue? That aircraft has a service ceiling well beyond the level of fog. A pilot's primary motto is "altitude is my friend." Got trouble? Contact air traffic control or announce on a unicom frequency (a universal frequency for all unmonitored aircraft)
SPOONERISM OUTRAGE: an MSNBC host mashup of Knicks and Lakers stirs Cancel Culture
Earlier today, while reporting on the tragic news of Kobe Bryant’s passing, I unfortunately stuttered on air, combining the names of the Knicks and the Lakers to say “Nakers.” Please know I did not & would NEVER use a racist term. I apologize for the confusion this caused.— Alison Morris (@AlisonMorrisNOW) January 26, 2020 The Cancel Culture is coming for MSNBC host Alison Morris. She mangled her words on a broadcast today, mashing together "Knicks" and "Lakers" while referring to the shocking death of Kobe Bryant. Many people think she intentionally uttered the N-word, a ludicrous take but - on Twitter - it is somehow given credence. Here let me slow it down for you. She’s clearly NOT saying Nakers. She said
Cats climb back into contention with Nick Dicks and Kissin’ Cal thrilling The Beasman
THE BEASMAN cats is back GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! GUNS UP! Ls DOWN! (laffs) OH LARRY, US TRUE BLUE KENTUCKY WILDCAT FANS KNOW HOW TO MOCK OUR OPPONENTS WITH HAND JIVE! (laffs) DID YOU SEE HOW OUR GOOD AND CLASSY KENTUCKY WILDCAT PLAYERS WAS MOCKIN THEM TEXAS TECH LOUDMOUTHS? WE TOOK THEIR “GUNS UP” HAND SIGN AND FLIPPED IT DOWN JUST LIKE WE DO TO U OF SMELL! SO NOW IT’S GUNS DOWN AND Ls DOWN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! THE CATS WON BIG ON THE ROAD SHOWIN THEM TEXAS COWBOYS THEY JUST A BUNCH OF BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN GIRLS! (laffs) OUR KENTUCKY PLAYERS WAS A-MOCKIN THAT CROWD DOIN THE GUNS DOWN SIGN! (laffs) I LOVE IT! YOU CAINT GIT
How in the world did no one know Colonel Sanders in 1963?
YOU MAD BRO? — radio listener swore off my show but accidentally tuned in again only to swear it off again
From: KennySent: Tuesday, January 21, 2020 8:48 PMTo: MEINERS, TERRY A <TerryMeiners@iheartmedia.com>Subject: radio broadcastDear sir-- I quit listening to your afternoon broadcast two years ago. Today by mistake I tuned in again and there you were with Yarmuth again. 1/2— Terry Meiners (@terrymeiners) January 22, 2020