Thanks to everyone for the spirited birthday greetings.
Year: 2014
Riddle me this
The YouTube jokester returns with a boatload of bad punch lines.
It’s da shuuuuuuuzzzzzzz, baby!
At 11 a.m. on January 15, 2014, I realized that I'd already been to Mass and then hosted a live TV show wearing two different styles of shoes. Not one person mentioned my mismatch. Am I so cray cray now that no one even notices an oddity of this level? Time to hire a Man Friday. You'll note in the photo that I also lost a tassel. You can see the different shoes in this TV segment. I never caught it until I went home to change. Here's some video from Great Day Live where you can see my mismatched shoes.
#3 is fried chicken so Jennifer is all alone out there
Congratulations to Louisville's Academy Award winning superstar Jennifer Lawrence. She just won another Golden Globe award for Best Actress in American Hustle. VIDEO
Macauley Culkin is a serial killer
How many murders did Macauley Culkin commit in Home Alone and why is he not in prison?
Memphis exported some blues to Louisville
On the day that a chastened Bobby Petrino was introduced as the reborn head coach of the University of Louisville football team, Rick Pitino's basketball team lost a critically important game at home against Memphis. The overly excited UK zealot The Beasman couldn't wait to call my radio show the next day. His transcript is printed below. THE BEASMAN memphis loss (LAFF) THE LOSERVILLE CARDINALS: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. DID SOMEBODY DUMP A GATORADE JUG FULL OF STUPID OVER TOM JURICH? WHAT’S HE DOIN BRINGIN THAT SNAKE IN THE GRASS BACK TO COACH YOUR FOOTBAW TEAM? WHAT Y’ALL POSED TO DO, JUST LOCK UP YOUR WIFES AND DAUGHTERS UNTIL FOOTBAW SEASON STARTS? I
99 Problems but Neutron Dancing ain’t one of them
73 film clips synchronized to the Pointer Sisters song "Neutron Dance"
After Christmas thoughtfulness fades, hunger continues
A Washington state couple explains a great way to improve the life of a person down on their luck for $20 or less. This method is much better than handing someone cash, since many of them spend cash on furthering an addiction. It's the grownup version of Blessings in a Backpack.
Grant me the serenity
Howard Stern pays respect to Bob Grant on his first retirement from radio in 2006. Grant eventually returned to radio for a few years. Stern told Grant that he holds him "in high regard" and that he never understood why Grant's career didn't break open nationwide like Rush Limbaugh's. Great radio chatter here. Bob Grant died in January 2014 after a phenomenal career in the nation's #1 market.
Superpimp is bringing alleged sexy back
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