That's nice but here's Jennifer Lawrence, the biggest movie star in the world.
Year: 2014
And we danced waiting for the Big Dance
Louisville sports talk hosts Tony Vanetti (790KRD Afternoon Underdogs) and Jason Anderson (ESPN680) dissect the 2014 NCAA March Madness paths for Louisville, Kentucky, and other premier college basketball programs
Look, I found the sport guy’s thong down here
Watch these Los Angeles news anchors react to an earthquake while they're on the air. The man panics but the woman continues delivering the news. Wonder Woman + Wimpy Wally = Die Witness News
Bracket jacked
radio script for March 17 2014 5:45 p.m. THE BEASMAN bracketology LARRY, LARRY, LARRY. I SURE WISH I OWNED A VIOLIN STORE IN LOSERVILLE. OH BOO HOO HOO! POOR LITTLE BROTHER GOT PUT IN HIS LITTLE BROTHER SPOT AS A #4 SEED EVEN THOUGH SLICK RICK BEGGED ON TV TO BE A #1. CRY ME A RIVER, YOU WHINY SCHOOL GIRLS. WHEN ARE ALL YOU CARDINAL CONVICT, SNAGGLE TOOTH, SAGGY PANTS, GHETTO BLASTER, NECK TATTOO U OF SMELL CRYBABIES GONNA STOP SNIFFLING ABOUT SEEDINGS? YOU OUGHT TO BE RUNNING IN FEAR THAT U UH KAY IS WAITING TO JACK YOUR JAW AGAIN AND SEND YOU HOME TO BE OUR BEE-OTCHES AGAIN. YOU DIDN’T DESERVE NO #4 SEED, YOU BUNCH
At 4:20 p.m. it’s time for Weedies
They all taste like chicken
They’ve had a tweak to repair for this
radio script: 4:45 p.m., Friday, March 14, 2014 THE BEASMAN fear the tweak FEAR THE TWEAK, LARRY! FEAR THE TWEAK! THE ALL-NEW U UH KAY WILDCATS IS GONNA COME OUT THERE IN A LITTLE WHILE AND DOMMERATE WITH THE TWEAK. COACH CAL SAYS WE GONNA SEE THE TWEAK RIGHT AWAY AND WE GONNA BE AMAZED AT HOW SIMPLE BUT GENIUS IT IS. GO BIG BLUE! BEAT THEM L.S.LOSERS. NOW’S WHEN THE REAL FARDY AND OH TEAM SHOWS UP TO BE FARDY AND NINE! COACH CAL DONE TWEAKED THE CATS PERFECT AND NOW WE IS GONNA BEAT LSU WORSE THAN U OF SMELL BEAT THE RUTGERS LAST NIGHT. BUT U OF SMELL IS A
Usher in humility
Observe the arrogant, dismissive, petulant Justin Bieber in a deposition related to a claim that the pop star ordered a bodyguard to hurt a photographer.
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
We all know that guy. The trick is to not be him.
Less is more…detachment
Former CBS newsman Bernard Goldberg now works as a media analyst. Goldberg tends to have more conservative views. In this case, he stands in opposition to Arizona business owners using their personal religious beliefs to deny service to those they consider sinners. The Fox News anchor in this video says, in effect, that she's too young to fully understand the 1960s civil rights movement, as though she's never met a history book. Goldberg responds that TV news gives a condensed "Readers Digest" synopsis to stories, robbing them of full context. Not long thereafter, he is cut off because Fox News is "out of time." When I checked this morning, Fox News was still on the air and clearly not out