radio script - 5:45 p.m. - Monday, June 16, 2014 THE BEASMAN casey kasem YOUR DEE-MISE IS COMING, LARRY MINNER. YOU CAN START THE CASEY KASEM TOP 40 LAST DAYS OF LARRY MINNER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MATT JONES IS BACK! YEAH! IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS MARNIN’ THIS MARNIN WHEN I TURNT ON THE LECTRIC RADIO TO HEAR “THE VOICE OF U UH KAY” MISTER MATT JONES BACK ON THE RADIO TAWKIN SMACK TO U OF SMELLERS AND PUMPIN UP U UH KAY FAITHFUL FOR THE ROAD AHEAD. OF COURSE YOU PROBLEE DON’T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD FAITHFUL, LARRY MINNER, CUZ YOU DONE CROSSED OVER TO THE DARK SIDE OF U OF SMELL CARDINAL CRIMINAL
Year: 2014
90-year-old President George H W Bush parachutes on his birthday
Gotta love anyone who loves life. Happy birthday, President Bush. We should all savor life to this degree.
Mila Kunis shares stories of her lady hole
Ashton Kutcher's personality has also invaded Mila Kunis. She warns that her future husband and current baby daddy Kutcher will not be allowed in the delivery room so that he doesn't see her "shredded" vagina. Mama so classy.
Boy, you better, I said you better watch this
Drake rhymes with fake
Soft rapper Drake dropped by HOT 97 Radio in New York to "freestyle" from prepackaged lyrics loaded on his smartphone. Deejay Funkmaster Flex wouldn't put up with it for long. Yo, Drake be like uh...uh...uh...uh...lemme just grunt and see if that dope. Nope. Freestyle is supposed to be on-the-spot riffing and weaving of thoughts. Drake's lack of skills doesn't keep your immature daughter or Coach Cal from crushing on him. Is all about show biz, baby. Uh...uh...uh...uh...yeaaaaaahhhh...knowd um sayin?
And she keeps singing Willie Nelson songs
A music video for Empty Vee
"Shum on. The chid is not mah luvva." A video mashup of Michael Jackson to celebrate the release of Xscape.
A brother from another mudder
--radio script--June 2, 2014-- THE BEASMAN baseball DO Y’ALL PLAY BASEBAW OR IS IT MMA MUD WRASSLIN? WHY DO THE GOOD AND CLASSY WILDCATS GOTTA GO TO GHETTOVILLE AND PLAY BASEBAW IN THE HORRIBLE RAIN PLUS TOLERATE CARDINAL THUGGINESS? THE YANKEES DON’T GO PLAY AT SOME LITTLE LEAGUE FIELD…WHY DOES U UH KAY GOTTA GO SLUMMIN? Y’ALL DON’T LET OUR SUPERSTAR GIT NO HITS BECAUSE YOU CHEAT BY PUTTIN YOUR PLAYERS IN THE WRONG SPOTS. THAT SHARTSTOP WAS PLAYING SECOND PLACE WHEN HE CHEATED A.J. REED OUT OF HIS LAST HIT. CHEATERS! AND THE U OF SMELL GUY TRIES A CHOP BLOCK ON THE POOR U UH KAY CATCHER BUT AINT NO PENALTY. THUGS! LATER
Maya mentoring
Maya Angelou died this week at her home in North Carolina. She was 86. She was world famous for her writings but few recall her riveting TV appearance on this episode of The Richard Pryor Show in 1977. Maya, as always, delivered a powerful social commentary that is still relevant today.
It’s a spoiler spoiler
Well played, driver