Year: 2012
Atheists hear a sneeze and say nothing
Chill, people…it’s only satire
A mighty uproar came when this photo began popping up on Internet sites. (I found it on actor George Takei's witty site). Takei noted that people have lost the ability to separate shrewd social commentary from cruelty because of political correctness. I find this illustration hilariously funny. We are all sorry for the problem of homelessness, but the cartoon points out the strange phenomenon of people willing to sit for days in front of a store to buy a $600 phone when many of them are jobless. It's a cartoon about priorities and not a debasement of the homeless. Cartooning about social oddities often enlightens viewers to realize absurdity and societal change occurs because
Honey, we’re the boob boobs
Hours after posting this photo with Honey Boo Boo and her family on Facebook, it became my most viewed item ever. The headline offered a challenge to describe the photo with one word only. The most common response was “Yuk.” After one week, the page views are about 8 million, "Likes" inched toward 40,000, and written responses blew through the 350,600 mark. Honey Boo Boo’s family reality show topped both Republican and Democrat presidential convention coverage in ratings, and is setting more ratings records each week. God help us all.
More than full disclosure
Laws of Golf
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, you should have Inner Peace knowing that a shittier one is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former. LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water. Expensive clubs have been known
Ice, Ice, Coco
Parks & Recreation actor Adam Scott breaks down Vanilla Ice's only hit.
But it looks great on you
No you di-ennnn
I tried to take it out of context but was told I couldn't accomplish that on my own.